2017-2018 NFL Season Thread [Archived] Football • Page 12

alright guys, Blake Bortles is worse than Mike Glennon and Ryan Fitzpatrick. Hell, Jay Cutler even, for that matter. I confess it. But I just have one thing I want to say.

take a few seconds, to vote for my band Terrain to get a big festival in Daytona??? CLICK HERE PLZ

 

NOW we see why the Patriots refused to trade Garoppolo.

 

Madden Curse in full effect

 

I hope the 5 minute loading screen is just Brady spiking his cell phone

 

Done

 

They'll probably have good footage of that when they have him test out the mobile version.

 

Woohoo the Patriots will finally be bad this year!!

 

The Patriots are the Louis CK of the NFL

Like yeah we get it, they're good, and they're everywhere, but can we just get to appreciate something else every once in a while

 

Before you remember jimmy g is the backup, they'll finish 2nd in the afc instead of 1st lol big dropoff

 

No you did not

 

Let me have this

 

I feel really good about the steelers for once


Until they get destroyed by the pats again... sigh

 

It's a pretty perfect comparison IMO

 

You can have it but only because I'm jealous of your snow in April

 

Let me know when your next stand up performance is

 

Will do

Probably not for a long time for personal reasons

 

It snows in May and sometimes June too

 

I guess the real question is what's the name of the fake Bill Belichick gonna be for this Madden

 

It snowed just this week

 

And we had tennis ball sized hail

 

Wow, you know I criticized so many people for starting to move there lately but now I'm not sure if I wouldn't do that myself Haha

 

Will it be NE Coach? Will it be Chad Masters? The suspense is killing me

 

Maybe you can dj and do comedy at the same time, you can be an entrepreneur

 

I would be the world's worst DJ

Anyone who's ridden in the car with me and heard me listen to a song for 25 seconds and then skip it can attest to that