Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 587

I'll eat some roasted some marshmallows but s'mores is too messy

 

Roasted marshmallows are literally the messy part!

 

Went to a new doughnut shop to grab a dozen for the office this morning, and all they had were 4 types of Studio Ghibli inspired fancy doughnuts for like $7 a piece. So annoying. Have like 2 of those and a regular assortment of high quality doughnuts. The guy looked at me like I was insane when I asked for a dozen assorted, like a reverse JD Vance situation. Instagram ass shop.

 

You should be allowed to throw a brick through the window of a store selling $7 donuts

 

@I Am Mick

 

I feel like the joke is they have the front row to to the magic of subway but I think the darker aspect is Subway might actually install a barricade in addition to the metal shutter to hide the joy of the meats from you. I think Subway has a year left before new ownership fully botches it. And then I’ll walk onto a frozen lake and wait for the thaw

 

Hershey's chocolate is low-key kind of gross and bitter haha. Like, I'll still eat it and put it on s'mores, but Milka is so much better

 

Was roasting a hot dog over the fire again, had it perfectly scorched, and it fell off into the middle of the fire and I couldn’t retrieve it.

I’m basically the most devastated I’ve ever been in my life right now

 

The mick I know would have gotten that hot dog.

 

i flew too close to the sun trying to really char it and the stick caught on fire (which I whiddled down myself)! I tried to retrieve it but it split in half and there was just no way

im glad the smell of cooking meat is going to being all the bears to me

I still have a couple hard pretzels left, thank god. Truly the best snack food

 

Orville Peck!!!

 

Anyone try the Krabby Patty and pineapple Frosty at Wendy's or the Chicken Big Mac at McDonald's yet?

 

I don't think a single frosty variant has been at the level of the OG chocolate.

 

truth

 

It's still shocking to me that they completely got rid of the vanilla frosty. Although the orange cream one they put out was good.

 

For sure.

 

I want the chicken Big Mac

 

Reviewbrah needs to get out there and do media. This guy is the biggest fast food critic in America and he is a funny character. He would kill it as a reoccurring late night show guest giving rundowns of what is good/not good in fast food right now.

 

I had the chicken Big Mac and it doesn’t fully work. The Mac sauce isn’t as good on chicken.

 

I discovered Reviewbrah on r/deepintoyoutube around 2014 and was obsessed with his videos until he kinda became self-aware about his micro-celebrity. Nothing wrong with that, just different vibes now. I reached out once and told him he should have a merch store to monetize but never heard back lol. Used to listen to his short wave Youtube podcast to go to sleep, too.

Really not into the GMM guys either but I never wanted to say anything because I'm afraid of breaking @angrycandy 's heart, just not my type of Youtube (which is almost exclusively public officials getting arrested for DUIs and interrogation vids lmao)

 

Everyone I know irl who has tried the Chicken Big Mac has loved it tbh

 

In another era Reviewbrah would be a regular character/guest on Letterman and Stern.