Your Controversial Food Opinions • Page 490

it’s indescribable

 

haven't thrown up since 2012 or something, built different

 

lactose intolerance though is very real

 

i either have an iron stomach or am just extremely lucky to have never had actual food poisoning

 

Imaging needing to use the toilet two different ways at the same exact time, and you need to make a split decision of which one goes in the bowl and which one is gonna make a mess. That is what food poisoning is.

 

Dont forget having to sleep on the bathroom floor because you're too scared to lay in bed and puke/shit yourself.

 

like digesting a swarm of stinging wasps

fun stuff

 

Something I'm sure people do

 

I had some kind of stomach bug when I was like 10 that put me in the hospital for at least a couple of days

I remember dry heaving and going to the ER in the middle of the night

 

one time I got hives after eating a kale salad from a local place

preservatives

 

I had a stomach bug in 5th grade once. Puked in the garbage can of the cafeteria during lunch, I then told our substitute that I just threw up, you know thinking she would send me to the office to see the nurse or something. She just said "Ew! Why are you telling me that??" and had me get back in line to go back to class lol

 

bought some yogurt covered raisins

the yogurt isn’t good enough to justify the raisins tbh

 

Last thing that gave me food poisoning was bacon and blue cheese potato salad from Sprouts. Ate it, immediately passed out, and woke up sick as a dog.

 

One time as a kid I woke up really early before my parents did, and went to the florida room to play WCW vs NWO: Revenge, and I ended up accidentally locking myself out from the rest of the house. I then suddenly got diarrhea and was forced to shit in my mom's mop bucket.

When my mom woke up she had no sympathy at all for the unfortunate quandary I got my self into, and I just got yelled at for ruining her bucket lol

 

Florida room?

 

It's a Florida thing. It's like a closed off porch area. We call them Florida Rooms.

 

do you mean a sun room

 

you can't just claim sun rooms, florida

 

looks like we did

 

It is a sun room to you, as soon as you cross the state border it becomes a Florida room. We don't abide by your interior design naming customs here.

 

Josh wouldn’t last a day in Florida

 

Well they did invent the sun.

 

I wonder why that’s a thing. why could it possibly be that it’s called a Florida room?

 

Also Floridians can't have basements, so I think it's reasonable we get to call our screen enclosed porches whatever we want lol

 

Because of the bodies right