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I'm not mad if Shinsuke loses (to Roode) and both him & Joe end up in the Royal Rumble, get a taste of their rivalry on the main roster going at each other in the Rumble even though Joe ends up on RAW & Shinsuke on Smackdown. Let time pass before they meet again after that.

 

He's giving it to his nephew who's 9... RIP belt

 

I don't know, people were calling Sami to make his return and eliminate Owens from like the moment Sami got injured and that was still great.

 

Dude is a god damn fool if that belt isn't auctioned off immediately.

 

When I was a kid that'd be a dream gift. Sure you could get a lot of money off it on auction but I'd imagine he's doing it knowing what's a better gift than that, damn money lol. From that angle I'm behind that.

This story should also shut up all the "CM Punk will eventually come back" heads for, especially considering he's literally done everything to make it clear that's his last intention in life lol.
Shame about that, he's one of the dudes who kept me into it in the heat of the BS years but what can ya do I guess.

 

Thats fake

 

I read something about Styles having a big match

 

a lot of those matches have been the expected mania matches for a while, this guy is just stating the obvious and predicting some others. plus 11 matches with no roman or aj should be a big enough sign that it shouldnt be taken seriously.

call me crazy but i think aj wrestles hbk at mania

 

FAKE AF

 

ok, you're crazy

 

thanks @bones needed that

 

doin' my job
but yea, HBK coming back is just as dumb as Austin coming back
but I'm glad it's that time of year when I get to tell everyone who wants Austin/HBK/Bret Hart/Mr. Perfect/Bam Bam Bigelow/X-Pac/Duke Droese to come back that they're wrong and dumb

happy holidays xoxo #HEEL

 

Hbk could probably wrestle, highly doubt it happens again. I'm sure him and aj would be besties though.

 

You're wrong, all dead wrestlers are coming back as doink the clown.

 

Don't care about HBK or Austin but all I want is a Scott Steiner-Samoa Joe match

 

Wrestlemania is gonna be 8 and a half hours long this year

 

Screw that noise. I'll watch from 7 to 11. If I miss anything interesting I'll watch it later in the week.

 

if ya'll are looking for something to do today watch these matches. the ladder match is insane and the other one is a blast in the best and worst ways

 

This seems like the only guarantee, really.

That said, the idea that the Revival get an instant tag team shot over The Club, E/C, American Alpha, etc is hilarious. CW Ladder match would be cool, but, theres literally no logic to a gimmick match for them.

And then of course that card, with 11 matches is missing Roman, AJ, The Miz, The New Day...which is about 70% of the WWE's merch sales. And there is no IC or US title defense, so its missing the entire midcard.

 

He damn well better he's been WWE's MVP since he joined lol.

 

Watching random SD clips from the last month or so.

HOLY FUCK, that Styles Clash off the steps to the floor on Ellsworth! I guess it would be safer to do with more room to jump to make sure the guy keeps his head out of the way but goddamn, that's kid of like a belly flop onto a mat with the weight of a person on top of you. And after Ellsworth almost died way back when during his first Styles Clash I'm shocked they had him take that bump.

 

ONLY WAY I'D BE AFRAID OF THAT HALF-BREED, FAT BASTARD SLOPPY JOE IS IF I WAS SMOTHERED IN TWINKIES. OR IF I WAS DRESSED AS A HAMBURGER.