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This is the beginning of my fantasy booking of Shield vs Bullet Club one day

 

Nice push for Finn right off the bat. Reigns looks to be out of the Main Event picture for the near future.

 

Hell I wonder if we will get a double turn at SummerSlam now

 

you cant have Balor win at summerslam though can you?

 

So what does Smackdown have to do tomorrow to follow that?

 

I fucking missed it. So pissed. If someone finds video or gifs plz post

 

Ambrose/Styles/Wyatt/Cena 4 way for the title.

 

Wouldn't surprise me. Or you could split them up into two matches. But there might not be enough space for that

summer slam matches I expect to see:

Tag Team match with Raw guys for the titles (probably triple threat with Enzo and Cass, The Club and New Day)
Tag team match with Smackdown guys (American Alpha vs Usos on the pre show could work well)
Women's title match (probably will just be Charlotte's rematch which is totally fine)
Second women's match (fatal fourway between Bliss, Becky, Natalya and Carmella would be sweet but I imagine the roster is thin enough they'll want to save that so probably just Becky vs Natalya again)
Seth v Finn
Brock v Orton
Something with Sami (US title please? I want to see a belt on Sami)
Something with KO (maybe get him involved in the IC picture somehow? If he was on Smackdown like he should be...)
Something with Dean (Bray really should be a part of this)
Something with AJ/Cena
Something with the Smackdown midcard / IC title

That is already a very full card. Putting KO in the Smackdown midcard match or Combining the WWE championship with AJ/Cena are the obvious ways to trim it down.

 

Top tier shitpost

 

So glad I went to that Raw. Best in a long long time. I was kinda pissed they didn't have a real entrance for Graves since he's from Pittsburgh (he commentated Superstars before and had generic music) but damn. That was good. Not disappointed for once!

Also, the dark match was Seth/AJ vs Cena/Ambrose so that was also awesome seeing them come out.

 

Did the SmackDown guys get a big pop for showing up?

 

Yeah place went nuts for each guy (and john cena suuuuuckkks). Locally the dark match was advertised as The Club vs Cena/Seth/Dean so everyone was iffy that the match would even happen. Cool surprise.

 

I know the "Universal" in WWE Universal Championship is supposed to be for the "WWE Universe", but it is kind of convenient that it's also the name of the media conglomerate that gives them millions in rights fees lol.

 

Also I haven't heard boos like that in person (other than Royal Rumble when Batista won) in years. Crazy.

 

I actually like how bad the name of the raw title is, it shows how petty Steph is, well Smackdown has the world title... how do I one up Shane... well fine my title will encompass the entire UNIVERSE

 

o_0 I thought part of the point of the brand split was to get these guys working less. Sounds like a fun match, but having AJ/Cena/Ambrose show up on raw shows (even in dark matches) defeats some of that purpose.

 

I doubt it'll be much of a thing, once Smackdown house shows become a thing they'll have those dates instead.

 

I wonder if that means I'll be getting Seth/Roman as dark match tomorrow night at SD since they've been locally (and still are) advertising it.

 

Yo Northeast dudes who will be in NY Summerslam weekend.

That one Shoemaker adjace guy that works for ESPN is going to be the new co-host right?

 

Anyone looking for a new wrestling podcast should check out Marty & Sarah Love Wrestling.

Marty DeRosa is always great, and i love listening to Sarah Shockey talking about staring at wrestler's thighs and nipples. Also love their impressions, Marty as Dean and Roman and Sarah as Renee Young is great.

 

HI EVERYBODY IT'S ME BEEF

 

Hey buddy. Sarah's Renee is scary good.

 

Love her Stephanie and Paige too.

Also Marty's "sexual Mauro Ranallo who loves audition porn and weird Japanese tentacle sex anime" character is the funniest shit i've heard on a podcast in awhile.

I think the wrestling podcast void that has been left by the old Cheap Heat has been filled. I'm so glad i found it.