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These network plugs are the worst.

 

Was gonna say the plugs were unnecessary but then I realized they are gonna replay it on USA.

 

Jesus christ Vader you're not being inducted right now, chill out

 

Okay, wrap it up Vader.

 

A million internet smart marks are now simultaneously googling what "carpenter" means.

 

holy shit. im a bit behind but VADER!! big guy...you're not the one going in the hall haha what the hell dude

 

Definitely going to give Holey Foley a shot, even though I heard that asshat Frank the Clown will be in it.

 

i mean he is dating noelle

 

That kid seems like a real stooge, curious how he landed Noelle haha

 

she's a huge goober

 

FREE-BIRDS ROCK

 

Might have to change my user title from Joey Ryan's Body Hair to Michael Hayes' Fanny Pack

 

Does Hayes even take off that fanny pack?

 

new day inducting the freebirds has to be a rib on somebody

 

happy jackie mentioned terri, no ivory though? damn

 

Closest Slam Master J will ever get to the HoF

 

Just read about how Gargano and Ciampa are now officially signed with WWE. About damn time.

 

the future of nxt is super exciting

 

Michael Hayes is the man. Such an entertaining guy.

 

Holy shit he actually referenced the legendary plane ride from hell story where he almost drunkingly pissed on Linda McMahon because he thought he was in the plane's bathroom.

Probably the most insane wrestling story ever.
You had Hayes almost pissing on people and trying to start a fight with Bradshaw while he was asleep,which lead to his blade cut popping open and blood going everywhere, and after finally passing out he gets his mullet cut off with scissors by X-Pac.
You had Goldust drunk getting on the plane's intercom trying to swoon his ex wife to everyone's awkward discomfort.
You had Ric Flair in just a robe flashing his dick to all the flight attendants, which lead to a eventual sexual harassment lawsuit.
You had Curt Henning and Brock Lesnar get into a shoot amateur wrestling match in the aisleway which lead to Brock slamming Henning against the emergency exit door.

 

Awesome. Though it's going to be weird when they give them new names after appearing under their current ones so many times.

Also, this better lead to Candice signing as well.

 

Glad they got signed.

And that Freebirds speech was super long, but really enjoyable.

 

ugh why did they have to remind me about Bossman's AE run

 

oh shit. slick time! with one of my favorite theme songs of all time

 

Can you not remind me that Donald Trump is a WWE hall of famer? Thanks.