Wrestling Thread 7: FTR Baldhausen • Page 1447

Well shit ok nice

 

it’s that he leaned out and kept his arms the same size.

 

Isn't Austin Theory an abuser?

I get that Vince doesn't care about stuff like that, but how can they say they've moved on from Vince if they are giving him a fucking John Cena rub?

 

There’s no way that’s Vince… last time we saw Vince he looked like he died 7 years ago and was being propped up. He looks like he’s 60 in that pic. That’s Rod McMahon

 

So they’re either dropping the belts prior or they aren’t being defended on the show lol

 

Can't sleep so I am watching Dark Elevation. I think this Athena/Willow feud for the ROH Women's belt is going to get combined into this AEW Originals vs outsiders angle they're building. Athena on Dark even had neon green gear lol

 

it sounds like ronda may be hurt so they may not be on the show

 

Kinda surprised they did the Jey turn on Raw. Assumed they'd save that for the Fox show lol

 

Reaching. The whole storyline is them trying to recruit Otis away from him.

 

Guess I should have added the /s.

 

I don't think I have watched Impact since peak pandemic where it felt like I was almost watching wrestling school exhibition matches where there was 0 crowd noise and you could hear every little creak in the ring.

Is Impact good now?

 

Big update from Fightful

 

What the fuck

 

I just pictured in my head Vince looking like John Waters

 

God i cant wait to see what he actually looks like

 

The Gomez comparison is very accurate

 

We need pictures ASAP

 

GPT and me fixed wrestling for ya'all:

Please create a storyline for Hulk Hogan in AEW.

As Hulk Hogan makes his way down the ramp to the ring in AEW, the crowd erupts in cheers. It's been years since Hogan has been in the ring, and this is his debut with the company.

The announcers can't believe it, and the wrestlers in the back are all talking about the icon's arrival. Hogan looks around, soaking in the energy of the crowd. He raises his hand, cupping his ear to hear the cheers even louder.

As he enters the ring, the crowd continues to cheer. Hogan takes a microphone and addresses the crowd. "Well let me tell you something, brother," he says, the crowd erupting once again. "I've been waiting for this moment for a long time. And now, I'm here to take AEW to the next level."

Hogan talks about his storied career, and how he's seen the wrestling industry evolve over the years. "But one thing that never changes," he says, "is the energy of the crowd. And I can feel it right here in AEW. This is where the action is. This is where the excitement is."

Suddenly, the lights go out. When they come back on, Sting is in the ring. Hogan and Sting stare at each other, the crowd on the edge of their seats. The two men have a long history, and the tension is palpable.

Sting takes the microphone from Hogan. "I've been waiting for this moment, too, Hulk," he says. "But I didn't come here to talk. I came here to fight."

The two legends square off, the crowd cheering them on. Hogan and Sting trade blows back and forth, the energy in the arena reaching a fever pitch. Finally, Hogan lands his signature leg drop, and Sting is down for the count.

Hogan raises his arms in victory, the crowd going wild. As he leaves the ring, he turns back to Sting. "You still got it, brother," he says. "But I'm here to take AEW to the top. And nobody's gonna stop me."

 

I don't get how in this Eddie angle they're trying to make out like AEW and ROH are completely separate things in kayfabe, but every other ROH person appears on AEW TV regularly.

 

I mean ROH TV just had its first episode, so they are trying to distinguish a difference.

 

I’m going to have to take matters into my own hands and eradicate Trevor Dame. For the sake of the thread

 

Let's just hope Elon fucks up Twitter enough that it breaks beyond repair