Wrestling Thread 3: Dan vs. Cam • Page 750

this is gonna be a fucking match

 

no, no. we definitely know.

 

Asuka gonna have a ridiculous entrance probably

 

Who has hotter (shittier) drunk takes tonight? Cam or Bigmikey? I say Cam in a landslide.

 

These graphics feel really dated, but I dig it

 

Meh on that animation

 

pretty cool updated PS1 graphics they gave the greatest wrestler in the fucking world get it together wwe

 

I wish I had a lighter beer so I could get fucked up. Stone's Go to IPA is a bit much to pound and its only a 4.8%.

 

I feel like the streak is ending here.

 

Bigmike gonna take that crown...he's been dropping drunken takes on this site for decades

 

i've never had a shitty take dank ass dirty dan

 

I'm in a house that hates women matches... I'm very very excited about this match. I think it's the best woman match since mickie and trish.

 

Gotta get some high life bro

 

Let me get a picture in picture of Henry getting wasted

 

I don't need drunk Henry here tonight

 

dan i had one take about NXT and my only other take is that this match will be good what are you on about

 

Dan just wants to cash in his MITB on shitty takes

 

I'm talking prospectively

 

Charlotte has been raiding Summer Rae’s closet.

 

best part is i'm drunk in here and owning you fools, watching Asuka being the GOAT and texting a girl dad jokes that she's absolutely loving so y'all getting dunked on

 

my alcohol intake stopped at 5 when i threw up a ton haha

 

actually not expecting much from this match. asuka works better with smaller girls imo. we'll see

 

Feel better man

 

Tell her this one

My famous one

What does a pirate say when he turns 80???



AYYYEEEEE MATEY (must say out loud)

 

This Cena stuff gets funnier each match...I want to see him pop up as a guest ref cause he's drunk and bored