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Sorry you’re more of an innuendo guy

 

I'm glad I don't do that and post quality jokes

 

You just slighted half the thread lmao hit me with your best one though I could do with cheering up. Just had to choke through a school lunch that literally brought tears to my eyes. Was holding back retching urgh. Japan’s a wicked place for food but my god natto and rotten-smelling fish with razor teeth and bubbled crispy eyeballs is not my style

 

why did the half-blind man fall into the well?

 

He couldn’t see well?

 

I'm gonna trust you didn't look that up and say well done

 

Natto is fucking gross

 

Legit didn’t - I initially typed ‘because he’s half-blind?’ And then realised

 

Oh sorry, I dont have any saved, it's more of an in the moment thing

 

you witty boy

 

Yeah I tried to eat it just because I didn’t wanna disrespect them but they laughed and said ‘no thank you!!‘ and signalled for me to throw it away. Thank god.

 

Idk I’m pretty fucking stupid.

 

Had to sort a load of money stuff yesterday and my god it stressed me out. Money just makes me so anxious. I genuinely feel dense when it comes to that

 

it's the best and it's the worst, it won't make you happy but you need it to do pretty much anything you want to. it's probably what most of us stress about the most

 

Money makes fools of us all

 

Yeahhh I keep getting lectured about it not making me happy but like...financial stability would LITERALLY make me happy haha. It makes me feel sick most of the time. In a dream world I wouldn’t ever need to look at a bank account again. I’m almost always dreading the future

 

right? as cliche as "money can't buy happiness" is, and then the equally cliche "only people who have never worried about money says that", it's so fucking true (the latter)

 

Right like idk the ability to do whatever I want without worry is pretty much the definition of happiness thanks

 

I'm dreaming of the day I can carry a high enough daily balance so I don't have to pay for checking

 

God, part of me wants a Peloton. Christ.

 

What’s that?

 

an exercise bike with the worst commercials

 

Expensive as fuck exercise bike.

 

Ahhhhh. Reckon you’ll actually get it? I feel like I’m too lazy to use one, and that if I’m gonna bike it has to be a normal one because that way I can’t just stand off it and go to bed hahah. Gotta ride myself home then!
On the contrary however, I really want a treadmill...