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You're right, it is ludicrous

 

Get out of here, cake eater

 

I freaked out just now about how in 7 years I’ll turn 30 so I shaved my face and I feel young again

 

One of the greatest sports rivalries

 

I dont even know what to do with this post

 

It's pouring rain and the poor Dutch Bros girl has to stand outside and take orders so I tipped a zillion percent and my order is very expensive but I got a cute sticker!

 

“And I’m gonna be 40!”

“When?”

“Someday.”

“In eight years.”

“But it’s there! It’s just sitting there like this big dead end!”

 

in 7 years i will be 40. fuck me.

 

Every birthday card my sister gives me has "[number] of years till you're 50!" every year since I was 20

 

I'm the youngest man alive.

 

Ew wait no this tea has honey and it made it gross

 

You are not going to believe this, omg but it worked!

 

No video, but it's working so far. We've noticed that they'll tear through almost everything in our compost and toss it all over the yard, but they won't touch the peppers. We mixed tabasco and water in a spray bottle, wet down the kayak cover and the grill cover and they don't mess with either anymore.

Works similarly to peppermint oil with wasps - just have to reapply every few weeks.

 

It's almost 4:20, I'm finally early for something

 

I was hours n hours early. What a day.

 

Ayyyy my tribe got awarded funding from the government because of the pandemic, so they are paying out enrolled members at the end of the month

 

@angrycandy was watching a skate video on Instagram and it was set to playboi carti and that was a vibe

 

What tribe are you from?