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That’s it I’m getting back into its always sunny on Hulu

 

Get her a honda fit

 

Lol yeah when I was 17 I just lied about whos house I was going to. I had a girl and a guy friend who’s parents didn’t care so we all slept over at each other’s houses and of course there were multiple couples during that time.
When I was 18 I just basically decided I was doing what I wanted and would have guys sleep over. Well one guy. Anyway I was a terrible teenager as I’ve mentioned.

 

she has a 06 chevy cobalt
ain't room for nothing in that car

 

oof theres barely room for the car in that car lol

 

Yeah I would just always lie and I was a good kid so they never had a reason to doubt me

 

This is how a country song starts probably.

 

Lolll. I was such a sheltered and good kid for so long but my mom accused me of shit way before it was true
So by the time it was true I was like you know what yeah I smoke weed and drink and shit idc
And she was helpless bc there was no discipline in my family so that’s why I am the way I am lmao

 

I’m so excited for my daughters to become teenagers

 

LUDICROUS S P E E D

 

my first time

 

Pretty sure if my immediate family goes a week without saying, “When will then be now?” “Soon.” we get very ill.

I literally quoted another scene to my father this afternoon, lol.

 

My braaaaains..... are going into my feeeet!!

 

ngl ill catch myself muttering ludicrous speed as im about to bomb a hill driving lol

 

“We’ve been jammed” will forever be my favorite

 

I think, “He’s going down there. I wouldn’t.” may honestly be the movie quote I’ve used the most in my life. It’s perfect for so many situations.

 

“Fresh Druidian Air” is something I say more than I should

 

“Well, nobody’s perfect” is my overused movie quote.

 

“Milk was a bad choice” is mine