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Lmao sparkle unicorn ketchup is so A1. That reminds me of that unicorn tears alcohol. It looked like an oily galaxy - I think it was vodka. I certainly wasn’t putting that in my body but it definitely looked pretty

 

drink that with that black whopper and watch the art your body makes

 

Shrek jizz

 

It’s all ogre now

 

dipping popcorn in ketchup as a kid was my jam so i'd probably love this

 

I’ll never forget the disappointment of trying the purple ketchup for the first time.

 

Was it not funky enough?

 

If anything it was too funky. It tasted terrible. I was so excited to finally eat my favorite color on everything but I’m pretty sure I only had it once or twice before refusing the rest.

 

Can’t sleep due to these wind gusts.

 

fart thing?

 

As a ketchup Stan, purple ketchup was an abomination

 

and it's such a shame because purple is so great

 

I keep having these nights where I stay up late thinking about the direction my life is going in.


I need therapy.

 

w h o a

 

c a r e f u l but yikes but c a r e f u l


also I thought that molly’s tweet was an @oldjersey tweet

 

So much yikes

 

EZ Squirt is @GrantCloud 's moms nickname

 

Did you come in here at 1 am just to say that you Savage?

 

how

 

I did actually! I ended up going to my parents’ and got to look through old pictures, eat cake and talk with my mom, and FaceTime with my siblings.