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Man you’re supposed to let me tell the story, it’s much funnier from my perspective I swear I had a reason

 

@Dirty Sanchez

 

YO YO OY YO YOYO FAM

 

Dan is spam posting like one of those annoying people on a twitch stream

 

How big an egg did you use? What's the powdered drink?

 

Saw my daughter today. I couldn’t hold her and it broke my heart, she would try to reach out to me and cry. I had to wait until I got into the car and then I cried.

 

If I told you that I’d have to kill you, Renee

 

sorry Anthony

 

Were you dressed as a bunny?

 

braved the outside world

it was scary af

 

typical dan

 

that was true before this all happened

do you have a mask?

 

unfortunately not. I was impressed by the amount of people who did tho. if I have to go out again I'll probably just make one. I used so much hand sanitizer

 

I finally have milk again after like a week. getting grocery delivery now is not easy. :/

 

another day another spam by dc twitter to get the zack snyder cut of a movie no one cares about

 

Part of my job is convincing people not to leave rehab when they want to and I must say, i'm really fucking good at it.

 

???

 

yet you can’t convince me to play a game smh

 

play FF7R coward fuck

 

Animal crossing got my attention

 

now we wait until tomorrow and hope I don't wake up feeling like death

 

big ups to the NBA for putting all these classic games on YouTube

helping save my sanity for sure

 

I've got kahlua in my coffee and I'm about to smoke a gen blunt. Is this what easter is? I'm usually working

 

nice