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My sleep pattern is legit like 2-3am to 1-2pm.

 

I should try and go to sleep bc I just fell into a hole of feels about my ex

time to cry myself to sleep



side note: irrationally angry that our emoji choices are so limited

 

Omg the feeling when you accidentally press ‘community’ instead of ‘notifications’

 

Yeah I have night mode enabled on all my electronic devices. But thanks

 

Okay. It is smashed into a stool and i threw the stool off the back porch

 

That’s one way to do it

 

it's the only way to do it

 

I turn into a sitcom character around bugs. Its an inherited trait. My grandmother once saw a spider on the dash and jumped out of a moving car.

 

I thought that’s what those Elon Musk flamethrowers were for

 

Hahahahahah legend

 

i try not to get close enough to be able to hit one with anything. i hit it with any type of chemical spray

ill take one of those too

 

I’m only really scared of Komodo dragons and that’s about it.

 

gotta burn the stool just to be sure

 

It will be thoroughly cleaned but not burned. I got it on my first day of 4th grade and have had it ever since.

 

being sentimental works in the centipede's favor

 

Better burn the house down to be safe

 

even then you might need to bathe in some acid to be sure it's not hiding on you.

 

oh god lmao i used to use a flamethrower to kill the wasps at work but they dont let me do that anymore.

 

coward

 

got a little carried away, did we?

 

Hahahahaha omg when I exercise (which isn’t often) I swear I get high from all the weed in my body

 

morning, fam

I slept ok

 

Reminds me of Moe in his boxing episode when Homer picks up that boxing glove with the barbed wire wrapped around it. “oh yeah we called that ‘the stinger’. Yeah they er, they don’t let you use that no more”

 

Also @angrycandy im probably gonna change my avi (hehe) to Hans Moleman because he’s the best simpsons character