utterp1gwAnk2k20 • Page 1053

a cold glass of milk might be the best beverage on the planet. i drink it when i'm hungover to help feel better

 

Delet this

 

wanna know what’s more fucked up? one time I lyfted someone to McDonald’s and they ordered a fish sandwich and a frappe to chase it with

I learned my self loathing hadn’t peaked that day

 

too much dairy
to quote Hank Hill it ain't right

 

damn didn’t know sanch hung out in Texas

 

might as well just mix it with your liquors

 

I thought he was moving to Austin

 

they rather have weak bones

 

okay moneybags

 

This is where I draw the line

 

ableist pos

 

When I ask my brother he calls me an asshole so I dont know

Wash before brushing and dont rinse!

Maybe just the first part

 

I guess I'll be doing actual work soon.

 

THATS HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOU RENEE

that’s how I feel about you

 

I should have put vodka in my coffee this morning

 

I put whiskey in my cheerios

 

I'm ignoring my work until they give me my 40 hours back

 

That has to be a pop punk song.

 

This sounds like a solid plan.

 

better than milk

 

That was suppose to be an agreeing message! I cant fucki ng stand alcoholic milk
I searched "mmhhmmmmm"