Unpopular Entertainment Opinions • Page 317

Green Gatorade is the best Gatorade.

 

This thread is now about Morissey's random takes.

 

Green Gatorade is so irrelevant I don't even think you can call it by its color, gotta go flavor first with that one.

 

What's the flavor though?

 

I don't even know, I've never bought it. I know that there is a green cucumber one. I hope that isn't what he's talking about.

 

Google suggests green apple.

 

Lemon-Lime. The original.

 

Calling that green is insane

 

I just tried those minute maid Aguas frescas things and they're stupidly good. But this isn't the food thread so I'm confused but rolling with it

 

Top ten drinks:

1. Water (Aquafina is the best one)
2. Mountain Dew Code Red
3. Coca-Cola Slurpee
4. Green Gatorade
5. Grape juice
6. Chocolate milkshake
7. Original recipe Four Loko (must be under 25 years old)
8. Cherry Sprite
9. Cranberry juice
10. Appletinis

 

Aquafina???

 

You know what? You're alright.

 

I had a Cherry Sprite on Easter, after going for a lil walk listening to Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER. ‘Twas quite enjoyable.

 

what a beautiful mind Morrissey has

 

That drink ranking makes me want to skydive into a volcano.

 

I am convinced you were born in a movie theater. It's the only explanation for these takes.

 

Aquafina is literally tap water. Just drink from the tap and save yourself the money.

 

I dunno, some of that like Code Red, chocolate milkshake, grape juice, and cranberry juice are fair choices.

Water seems a bit on the nose at #1 but fine.

More a cherry red Slurpee fan myself.

 

White Russians were in consideration but you can only really drink one per session.

 

Since we're talking about beverages, I love buying Publix brand lemonades from their deli every Friday. They're so good.

 

Best Gatorade is orange

best soda is sprite

 

Sometimes Americans might as well be aliens I swear

 

If I ever have a sports drink, I tend to gravitate toward blue ones. I don't know why.