Tour Prediction and Speculation Thread [ARCHIVED] Tour • Page 2078

Taylor Swift is...too big to headline Coachella. The Swifties would crash the on-sale and the usual fest attendees would be pissed.

 

would be best to announce her after the vast majority tickets have sold

 

I don't even want to imagine the crowd issues of a 50k general admission festival with Taylor Swift headlining

 

He’ll be asked back if they really want him lol. He’s one of the biggest artists ever

 

Is Lana Del Rey headliner status for Coachella? She does well in big markets but I don't know if she's an all-arena-all-the-time act. That being said, her lack of US touring could probably build up demand.

 

she was scheduled to sub in 2020, bet she still subs

 

i was at Rock in Rio a few years ago when she headlined. it wasn't too insane, really. and i was like 10 rows from her probably. that was the first stop on the 1989 tour though, so it was awhile ago.

 

At this point Im not even sure if Frank Ocean will play even when they announced as the first headliner for 2023.

Not sure if Dua Lipa will be touring, but I can see her headling Coachella. And as RATM cancelled their tour maybe Metallica or RHCP?

 

both of those are out

I’m thinking Kendrick / Dua Lipa / Frank Ocean (possibly SZA as a backup)

 

Franks Coachella headlining set has actually been pushed back to 2094 (via hologram) they're posting the announcement soon

 

I can smell this festival from here

 

That fest looks like a party.

 

I'd rather go to a butt rock festival than a jam band festival. Yuck.

 

Hula hoops and whippits and sooooo much body hair that hasn’t been washed in very long time.

 

As a queer person, the jam band community and its fests have been some of the most welcoming. The amount of misguided testosterone at a butt rock festival terrifies me.

The jam culture def ain’t for everyone tho.

 

jam bands have always sucked

 

This, but imagine it says "jam bands" instead of "jazz" and "play the agreed-upon part"

 

Okay the only one of those things that aren’t at a butt rock fest is the hula hoops tho

 

Almost exclusively white people at jam band fests than at butt rock fests tho

 

Could paramore or fall out boy do cochella? Both got new albums out and are basiclaly big legacy artists now?

 

no and no

Paramore could sub but they’re out of the country

 

Why do you go to so many jam band fests if you hate jam bands

 

I don’t know about that, both are very white overall but SCamp, Bonnaroo, and Hulaween all have fairly diverse crowds. Things like Peach Fest and Mountain Jam, yea def white AF, but they’re also in much more white locales.