Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 84

this guy. he's always trying to push dick pills or some kind of supplement I've never heard of on YouTube ads:

 

I wonder if any guy has ever thought d*ck pills have to be ingested through their d**k

 

surely there has been

 

Lotta dumbasses out there. And dumbdicks I guess.

 

for sure

watch this when you get a chance and you will see there are plenty of people out there who probably have that misconception

 

This house across from the grocery store I frequent still has a “trump 2020 ‘no more bullshit’” flag still in front of it.

 

people who can't appreciate the simple things in life like Uncrustables

 

virtual weddings

 

People who leave Christmas lights up for too long and still turn them on every night

it’s February, let it go

 

some folks just say fuck it and leave em up year-round

 

I’ve heard that but never seen it before. And this is my neighbor and they still have stockings and the tree up as well. I get leaving lights up (but not turning them on) because that looks like a pain in the ass to do every year but damn, the tree and stockings too? And to light them up too? That would almost be sickening to look at every day by this point

 

Didn't know anyone was doing this tbh

 

me either tbh until my cousin posted a little earlier that she "attended" her first one. and I get it, it would take a pretty obtuse person not to, but I also feel like maybe just wait? the world is weird now, Ryan. I still don't know how to deal with most of it

 

Yeah I'm engaged myself and I'm having a lot of those same feelings. Hard to decide what to do as things keep dragging on, but if we were to do anything, it'd probably just be a courthouse marriage with a larger ceremony when this whole mess is over

 

nice. well, that sounds pretty pragmatic to me. my advice: just do what you both feel is the best move for the two of you

 

What really bothers me on hinge is when people put that they’re like every religion. Worse when they say “atheist” or “agnostic” and then include several religions

 

Pumping gas when it’s 17 degrees outside.

 

I got driving gloves for the first time this year and it's a total game changer

 

Come to oregon we don't have to pump gas here. Keep toasty warm

There's a house near mine that has a tree up in their window all year but they swap out the decorations to match each holiday year-round and it is surprisingly pretty cute.

 

Racking your brain over the extremely low probability that you're the perfect height to successfully get your belt loop on jeans caught on the bathroom door handle, all the damn time

 

Those hair cutting/color videos where the stylist “fucks around” with the clients hair. It looks silly and unprofessional and if a stylist did that to my hair, I’d never go back. Not paying out the ass for you to “play” with my hair.

 

The loud people behind me have their music playing so loud I can hear it from my room and I know if I call the office they’ll do absolutely NOTHING about it because they call the noise “normal”

 

eye boogers

 

Snow

 

Underestimating the amount of beer you wanted