Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 407

The dread I’ve started to feel going to work every day

 

When my Bluetooth headphones don’t connect to my phone. I don’t understand how technology works so I don’t get why once every 15ish or so times I turn my headphones on and they don’t connect. All I do is turn them off and turn them back on and then they connect. I don’t do anything different I so don’t understand lol

 

Just when I think everything important is fixed on my house, something else comes up!! Birds have made their way into my attic by tearing out the screening in my gable vents and now I hear baby birds all day long in my kitchen!! I gotta wait for the babies to leave and then hopefully my handyman can fix it. I’m terrified of birds so I’m staying far away lol Being a homeowner can be an absolute nightmare!!

 

This happens to me but on virtual calls. Works almost every time but will have a weird occasion once in a while where it doesn't for literal no reason. And then it just starts working again for no discernable reason.

 

Omg y’all!!! I think a squirrel has now made its way into my attic and it is trying to literally bust through the light above my kitchen sink!! I taped the shit out of the light to try and hold it. Of course like no companies deal with animals in my area so the earliest appointment I could get was tonight at 5-7 and he’s just assessing it and will have to come back later. I’m so scared the squirrel is gonna get through into my house!!

 

Why would a guy wear a bucket hat indoors

 

This sounds like a good problem imo. Let it be your friend.

 

It's called fashion my guy

 

You can wear a bucket hat anywhere

 

I promise you guys it looked awful. Pls reconsider

 

Maybe for you. I look stunning in a bucket hat.

 

Once you've put on a hat you kinda have to commit cause the hat hair


For my annoying thing, I have a weighted jump rope I don't use often but I was all geared up to use it and got barely over a minute before it broke lmao

 

The way salt and vinegar chips make your mouth hurt

 

"situationship"

 

fuck, i'm a best-ie.

 

Yeah i was Thanks, Jacob for like 15 years and then my new boss at new company signed everything "best" and it rubbed off on me, lol

 

I always sign emails with thank you

 

I had an old teacher in college who always ended with "take care of yourself" and she said it in a warm maternal way that was very pleasant but I tried doing it once and def came across as awkward.

 

I'm a "Best" or "All the Best" person depending on how sincere the email is

 

got an email from a store employee today and their email signature said

Operations Manager and All Around Good Guy

 

How difficult NY makes it to register a car purchased out of state

 

I’m a “sincerely” or “thank you” email sign off guy

 

Gonna start signing emails with all the worst!

 

Wish I had an email job but I sell coffee for a living

 

grimace is the one with the real email job, dude even has a walking pad so he can still get his steps in at home