Tiny Things That Annoy You • Page 278

Sitting in the DMV and this old dude has had his cell phone go off about once a minute for the last ten minutes and it takes him 25 seconds to get the phone out of his pocket and another 10 to finally silence the fucker as he stares at it like he’s never seen it before EVERY TIME

 

Also, I had an “appointment” at 11, but you have to wait in line anyway and now waiting for my new drivers license and my number is V302 but they just called E144. This better not go in alphabetical order! There aren’t even enough people here for all the letters in between so not sure how this all works

 

I believe the what you're there for determines what letter is before your number

 

90% of the time if someone from a corporate call center is calling you the agent on the line is silently hoping you don't answer

1) you're giving us more work to do 2) most of us are judged by calls we make per hour so as counterproductive as it sounds by answering you're actually slowing us down and hurting our numbers.

 

When you have plans with someone and they invite someone else without checking with you first. Even worse when they know you don’t like the person they invited and still invite them anyway!!

 

Big department wide meetings that are effectively just management stroking their egos. Everything is “amazing”, “very powerful”, or “life changing”. It’s really not that serious.

 

Oh yeah our department wide "town hall" meeting are pretty much just 60 minutes of managers jacking eachother off.

 

I absolutely hate those types of meetings. Such a waste of time.

 

I don't mind them when wfh because I can just zone out for an hour, but definitely a waste of time

 

My department manager keeps popping up when I am swiping on tinder and it is making me uncomfortable. I guess she must live close to me or something

 

I treat it as a 2nd break tbh. Nobody notices if your camera is off during those things. I usually play it off my speakers and go smoke a cig, watch YouTube, clean, ect while the meeting is going on.

 

If she wasn’t your manager what would you do

 

Probably swipe right ngl

 

I had the premium tinder where you could see your likes for awhile. One time I saw one of my oldest platonic female friends swiped right for me. She was like " oh I swipe right for all my buds"

Its like wtf don't do that. Don't swipe right if you ain't serious. Tinder is not a place for friendly wuddups from homies.

 

Yeah that’s whack

 

What I’m about to post is kinda gross so fair warning I guess!


I’m a fairly hairy dude, and I’ve got a dog & a cat that of course shed a lot, but man, I am constantly surprised by the amount of hair I find in my bellybutton

 

likewise

 

You only find hair?!

 

I mean lint too but not anything crazy like raisins

 

Don’t raisin shame me Josh

 

Sorry, I know you need to keep a little snack handy

 

Josh out here raisin shaming smdh

 

When your shower liner constantly sticks to your body. Can someone explain the science to me of why a random draft appears out of nowhere and blows my curtain at me the entire time, even when my thermostat is turned off? Lol.

Bought a new weighted liner and it kind of works for the edges, but the middle of it still blows at me

 

Looks like Josh is cancelled. For the record, I was only referring to lint. The raisins are there on purpose