The Random Thoughts Thread • Page 63

I agree. People get shopping done even before Black Friday and Thanksgiving too…

 

Every year on fall daylight savings, I get stoked and tell myself I’m gonna sleep in, but then I end up waking up an hour earlier than I usual would.

6:30 on a Sunday? Sure!

 

My wife did a mobile order for Burger King and it included a vanilla ice cream cone. When I went in to pick it up, the owner told me “I’ll give you anything on the menu for free if you eat that in 30 seconds.” I deepthroated it and he said “oh shit, I didn’t know he was actually going to do it” and he set a timer on his phone. Well, I only got half way done when my time ran out. I got back to the car and explained to my wife why I ate half her ice cream. She was just mad I didn’t win.

 

Why/when did cookie butter become synonymous with the holiday season?

Every year around the holiday season, tons of coffee shops, restaurants, fast food places and amusement parks serve cookie butter-related items. Cookie butter and Biscoff seemingly is easily, readily available all year… What makes it so festive?

Same applies to red velvet, for that matter

 

idk but cookie butter is delicious

 

High of 74 on 11/5. Nothing like climate dread to go along with election dread.

 

Go vote today!

 

Regardless of what happens this week I hate this fucking country

 

really feels like a no win situation

 

I deserve to get dunked on for this but I just learned that our blood appears blue because of how light travels through the skin.

I would've bet the house it was blue until oxygen hits it.

 

then you’d be homeless

 

I feel like the hitting oxygen and changing thing is something they definitely told us as kids and you just casually learn one day its not true at all.

 

Agreed. Wish I would've known before the age of 39.

 

I recently bought a pair on sunglasses that are quite literally the best-fitting, most comfortable pair of sunglasses I’ve ever owned. I’ve been wearing them a bunch and I love them.

The only problem is, they fit so great that I often forget that I’m wearing them, so I’m slowly turning into one of those “wears sunglasses indoors” people. But I’m doing it unintentionally

 

I used peel and stick wallpaper to make the top of my end table cuter and now I'm out here basically thinking I should have my own home improvement show

 

There’s probably an audience for that on TikTok

 

I cringe at the fact that I work with a bunch of trumpies that think the cost of things will go down. I cringe even harder that the women I work with (all women) don’t care that he’s an old demented grapeist, violent, insurrectionist, fascist, lbgtphopic etc. like he doesn’t care about anyone but himself.

edit: sorry for talking about this all the time. I literally have no one to vent/rant to about this

 

there’s a company called Rold Gold

now that may not seem weird to you but get high and say it aloud

it’s a weird name

 

Deal

 

My next door neighbor is the only person I’ve ever seen in my entire existence that puts up Thanksgiving decorations around their house.

They have a big inflatable turkey they put up every November, they have a mock Thanksgiving feast with scarecrows they put up out front… I’ve been in my current neighborhood for 4 years, but truly one of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen

EDIT: To add, they go all out for Halloween, Christmas, and even put up Valentine’s Day decorations. But rarely do I see them put up stuff for other holidays

 

never thought I’d get into Poppy but this new album scratches an itch for sure

 

elephants are wild af

 

I wonder if most artists know when they are past their peak.

 

I’d like to think most do but the ego is a real motherfucker

 

So I’m driving to my friends who lives about 2.5 hours away from me and I see this car with a Washington license plate that has a bumper sticker with what appears to be an assault rifle that says “come and take its “. They also have a bumper sticker that says “be a good human” funny. Oh and a bumper sticker with a worship radio station.