The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 555

@ComedownMachine hates all 90s alt rock? I’m gonna need to take his Radiohead card

 

If it’s just nostalgia it sucks ass!

 

I’m a big fan of 90s Weezer

 

It's called hyperbole read a book

 

japanese ian is catty i like it

 

Okay Cobra

 

wot

 

ian is in japan now larry keep up

 

That jet lag got him feisty

 

ian rn

 

I thought he was a Jewish guy from Long Island like Jerry Seinfeld.

 

Sigh. Spring break is over. Go back to school tomorrow. I should prolly check and see if I had homework lawl.

 

Alright y’all. I’m about to attempt something absolutely fuckin bonkers. I’m going to try and go to sleep right now. I dunno when I last went to sleep at this hour but it’s been a long time. Even moreso, I’m going to attempt to get up at 5 and be at the gym by 6. By “try” I mean I’m gonna fail but a dog can dream

 

Fuck everything lol. I was falling in and out of sleep when somehow my eye catches what looks to be something massive crawling across the ceiling. I thought my eyes were deceiving me so I turn on some lights and nope, there is definitely something crawling on my ceiling, although, the way the light hit it had made it look a lot bigger than it actually was. I could clearly tell at this point that it was a spider. But all be god damned if this wasn’t the smartest spider ever. It knew exactly where to hide and evade. And then when I thought I had it trapped and could squish this fucker, it falls to the ground. I grab my shoe to crush it and this homie is like hellllllla fast and evades my first attempt but then I went down b donkey kong on the fucker and smashed him until he was a pulp. I dunno what kind of spider it was, didn’t look like a standard house spider to me. So, I guess life is trolling me for trying to go to sleep early or whatever

 

Go to sleep dum fuck

 

I’m in vatican city and it’s hot AF.

 

Fuuuuuck that

 

Cool

 

Did you find any secret tunnels or libraries?

 

Go back to bed

 

I can’t tell you, they’re secret.

 

Pope you have a good time!

 

Cups.