The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 532

After I paid and ate my hot dog my spouse told me over text that she wanted soy milk instead of almond milk so I offered to return it and we'll get soy milk at heb this week.

Not often. I think the turkey incident was the first time that's happened.

 

https://www.costco.com/warehouse-locations/pflugerville-tx-1322.html

dear costco,

a little bit ago, a man made an unusual return - almond milk that he had just purchased! i don't have any way to identify him other than that he looks like he'd post in online forums a lot and there's a good chance that he was either eating a hot dog or had hot dog (or mustard) remnants on his shirt.

what i need from you - please send me any information you have on this man. a name and an address would be a good start.

love,
andrew

 

"the turkey incident"

 

I was extremely careful with the hotdog /mustard today

 

i hope nobody has ever looked at me and thought "hmm... that guy looks like he'd post in online forums a lot"

 

I feel it could be a sub plot of an episode of Seinfeld where George has to do the same thing that I did

 

@Larry David here's an idea for your show

 

Seinfeld has been off the air for over 20 years, but thank you anyways!

 

Nicely done, in true @bachna84 fashion

 

Larry could pull this off on curb also.

I even blame Walmart a little but since they didn't have bags at that checkout register so I'm sure Larry would literally tell them that it's their fault it got lost in the car.

 

sorry, thought you had another show ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

Thank god

 

and so ends my streak of consecutive posts liked

 

@leatherexotica1

 

Time for a reunion?

 

My friend was suprised I like Simple Creatures EP and says it’s different than my usual style. I’m like “bruh it has Mark Hoppus, do you even know me?”

 

It opens with na nas and he’s surprised you like it!?

 

Maybe because they’re only on one song. Clearly not enough Na Nas

 

@Colin Your Enthusiasm you listen to california deluxe yet?

 

He should

 

tfw dirty sanchez goes on a liking spree

 

Forgot to add broccoli and a block of sharp cheddar and a block of mild cheddar

I'm probably going to start a diet on Wednesday.

 

he’s contractually obliged

 

Scandal?