The Horror Thread [Archived] Movie • Page 531

One of the guys low key knows it's a zombie town and isn't saying anything lol

 

We have Nazi zombies in Dead Snow. Why not throw in some racist hill billy zombies from the south.

 

Racist zombies? Sounds like the GOP base! #rimshot #topical

 

Omfg it is racist. Bloody bill has no chill

 

With the tagline involving “the south has risen”, how could it not be??

Also why does he look like Red Green or Wilson from Home Improvement? I have so many questions.

 

Idk ok I established I didn't pay any attn!! The lynched bodies on the cover should've been an indication too oop

If the zombies start lynching the black characters I am turning it off!!

 

Omg u can't even leave the zombie town cause it's like a weird parallel universe where if u try to leave u end up right back in the town what a tool.

Also as soon as someone dies they get added to the total population sign like the sign just magically changes by itself and I can't accept this as part of this lore IT MAKES NO SENSE

 

Bloody bills sister who was hanged kinda looks like the main character and it's 100% going to be a plot point later on lol

 

is this movie series good?

 

Lmao they are shoehorning so many philosophical discussions into this movie I'm living (unlike the racists zombies)

 

So it’s like Unpleasantville?

 

First one is terrible, second one is great, and this one seems promising

 

These updates are hysterical. I must know how it ends.

 

Well bloody bill was a douche but like idk why the racism was mentioned?? It never came up again. It would've been cool had the black characters lived as vindication but of course they didn't. The most ridic part was when bloody bill killed a guy and then wore his face skin and the others were like "omg is that u?? U survived???" Even tho he was in bloody bills clothes and talking in bloody bills southern accent and HIS FACE SKIN CLEARLY WASNT ATTACHED lmao.

Anyway he killed them all except the one who looked like his sister and then she tricked him into thinking she was his sister and took his own sword and stabbed him which was the only way to kill him.

Then she walked off slo-mo into the desert with her 2003 low rise jeans where lbr she prob died of heat stroke or starvation because nothing else is around.

 

so it’s safe to skip the first one? running out of things to watch haha

 

The first one doesn’t even tie back in until the very very end since it’s actually a prequel.

 

Well, at least she went out in style.

 

I live in the South

 

Anyone watching Los Espookys on HBO? It’s so good! It’s a comedy about horror technicians hired to scare people. Mostly Spanish with subtitles.

 

definitely wanna check that show out

 

My girlfriend watched the Shining for the first time in her life last night. We had to put on "something happy" for her to fall asleep to after.

 

It’s hilarious

 

Maybe it's because the original was the first horror movie I saw as a kid, or maybe I was just in the right mood for it, but I loved the new Child's Play. Is it dumb? Yes. Does Chucky look ridiculous? Yes. But I acknowledged that and found humor in it and wound up having a great time.

 

I'll be honest, as skeptical as I was, I've heard mostly positive things outside of this thread and I have a feeling it's going to be just ridiculous enough for me to love it

 

I probably won't be able to see it until next weekend sadly