The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 97

comedown was in high school when snapchat was a thing

nice knowing you i'm going to jump off a cliff

 

I just bathe in the toilet to help the environment

 

LOL we may not be far off from that

 

we don't need consistent logic here, WhoeverthefuckGuy

 

Sex and brushing your teeth, which is far less controlled, is fine. Peeing perfectly down a drain that you NEVER STAND ON is unacceptable.

 

@DarkHotline isn't the Fresno guy you could get at least 1 thing correct in this thread

 

Haha.

 

Of course I had my 9 millimeter

 

fixed. thank you.

 

Okay so I agree that sex and brushing your teeth in the shower CAN be unsanitary

But how is brushing your teeth in the shower not controlled

 

you don't spit with the same accuracy you pee

 

presumably.

 

You pee in my shower I’m having sex in your bed

Blackmail is sweet

 

THATS NOT EVEN REMOTELY CLOSE

 

If it makes it worse it was early high school haha I was 14-15 when it came out

 

literally all she does is poop

 

at least someone will be

 

You can control spit velocity the same way as pee velocity though if not moreso

 

Some people get off on that though

 

It’s not but it is petty

 

i can't get to this god damn cliff fast enough

 

Are we gonna have to get MythBusters in this thread

 

Hahaha I won’t do that Matt. Please don’t pee in our shower though.

 

just aim for the drain

 

that doesn't mean more control. Baseball, yo.