The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 894

And how does that make you feel?

 

the tp in the trash can occurrence reminded me of the poop knife story

 

Just like the poop scissors, except it s a knife?

 

stop tagging me

 

I have heard this from different people I feel like, the butter knife to chop up turds right

 

give her one of these it’s your last chance

 

And the guy being raised to think it’s an entirely normal thing to have in a household, yes

 

Do you support the $1000 monitor stand ?

 

One time my aunt took such a massive shit in a hotel room she had to break it up with a tree branch

Is this what we're talking about?

 

Same premise, different tool

 

why was there a tree branch in a hotel room

 

This is about how I don’t poop though its important

 

Haha damn that’s legendary. Hope she got a trophy

 

pretty much but plastic butter knife and more than once

 

no we’re talking about butter knives thanks though I guess

 

Unsub

 

That reminds me of one year when I was at summer camp this dude laid such a massive dump that like a bunch of cabins went to the bathroom just to marvel at it before it was gone forever

 

No we had to go get it that's the thing

 

This is why my family has a Lobby Dumps™ only rule

 

Does that mean you didn't inherent your lack of shitting from your fam

 

And he didn't learn until he asked his girlfriend's family where the poop knife was

 

The best thing about the poop knife story is that they didn’t keep it in the bathroom. They had to call out to someone in the hallway to fetch it for them.

 

SCF is cancelled

 

Fuck you

 

that was a foregone conclusion