The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 801

hmm seems like a lot of people itt don't know the difference between sex and gender and are ACTUALLY the ones who are cancelled, not me, who is pure

 

I’m 100% Apple shill now I guess.

 

AlienSexist

 

name names

 

deets?

 

Went to Apple store and bought some shit.

 

not me I'm the ultimate ally happy pride

 

i guess i never thought of it like that

 

Keep going I’m almost there

 

Like a farmers market?

 

Got the new MacBook Pro, 16gb ram, 1TB SSD, i9 octa core.

I’ll use it like once a month prob lol.

 

if Dylan will drop the purity bit for anything it’s goddamn apple accessories

 

No, King John.

 

did you pay for apple care

 

DON'T BE MEAN TO DADDY!!!

 

The dude was like “you want apple care daddy???”

I just said “no, if it breaks I’ll buy a new one”


I also asked if they took Apple Pay haha.

 

Don’t ever tag me in this thread again and don’t ever associate me with someone who spends hundreds of dollars on piss flavored water in shiny cans you turd

 

I downloaded half life 2 on it when I installed steam and the trackpad is definitely not conducive for gaming haha.

 

@dadbolt does ur mom like Rambo

 

@dadbolt cos she can Rambo deez nuts LMAO

 

Rambo 5 in theaters this fall.

 

Boy there’s a lot of racism to unpack here ur racist gf must rly be rubbing off