The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 786

you're not funny

 

I never said I was

 

K brb

 

We should partake in a blood oath, swearing to purity.

 

Karlee Grey Jepsen

 

remember when people on ap sent the cancelled band some of their blood because they thought they'd receive a new song/album in return if they did lmao

 

What kinda dog is this

 

Nope, no luck. Off to Reddit it is

 

no I remember when they said to send $1 to get lyric sheets and then they randomly got them 4 years later

 

F off @SlappinCups

 

Customers can not pronounce alcohol.

“Yeah can I get a rose?”

Yesterday someone said Stella “our-toe-is”

 

I got my security deposit back today woop woop

 

tbf it's random that you can get rosé at a movie theater but also how do they survive

 

Bone apple tea

 

the devil and god are cancelled inside me?

sorry, sorry

 

Thank u 4 60k lykes of my bulls**t

 

Liz Phair voice
I never said nothing

 

I was really proud of my "brand newtered" comment. It's okay.

 

don't slut shame the bull

 

Lacktivity, if you will

 

i won't

 

I’m at the gym rn and soap operas are on the tv and damn, I shoulda tried to get into that field. You barely have to act and you get to work all year round and get paid decently. My cousin had his wedding at some soap opera star’s house (another day in LA) and it was fuckin tight. She had an infinity pool n shit

 

You'd have to have your shit so down though like you couldn't waste takes and would have to memorize an entire show in a day and all that shit

But yeah soaps are where the $$$$$ is thanks to the consistent work

 

you know you'd be the villain right, no fault of your own just typecasting

 

Isn't everyone the villain