The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 549

This job offers pet insurance though so that’s tight

 

this is way better than fartzies

 

Damn owned with LOGIC and FACTS

 

Ok. It's always going to be tails to me.

 

Ok good so we both have limits.

 

Your attention is appreciated!

 

I’m a ketchup on hash browns kind of guy. You good

 

will daddy repay my attention with cummies?

 

Place was pretty good. Let’s go again?

 

Yes papi. But on a day where I can get sloshed cause they load up their mimosas with like 95% alcohol and 5% orange juice it’s great

 

Pm me your address

 

This is a classic James post.

 

Y’all should bring daisy and KitKat and make it a double date

 

Also part of the lore you might not know, Kit Kat is my manager and Daisy works at the same place

 

@aliens exist can you please apologize on behalf of Ireland for The Script?

 

chris conley alt confirmed

 

I’m down but which one am I on a date with ? Mikey?

 

My fifth graders “graduated” today. Only had 4 kids after the ceremony. Hoping for more of the same tomorrow. Probably gonna show em Toy Story 2 in the afternoon, unless anyone has other movie recs?

 

What
The
Fuck

 

IM BACK BABY WOOO!!!

 

Omg you didn’t know this ?

 

Children of the corn

 

Space Jam so you can raise a whole new generation of furries

 

It's Florida they're already on that path

 

I am 100% not reading 30 pages what the heck