The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 340

well someone was coming in first

 

@iCarly Rae Jepsen you’ve seen daisy, Kit Kat and all my exes. Do I have a type or not?

 

That's actually dope.

 

no

 

IT WAS SPROUTS JERK

30 minutes it’s nothing special

 

That’s too many people I don’t know I’m gonna have to stand awkwardly next to you with my arms crossed the entire time and you can’t leave to go inside to use the bathroom because then I’ll have to pull out my phone and look down at it and awkwardly scroll on reddit until you get back if I decide to go

 

look up long dong silver

 

my grandma tried to hook me up with the cashier at Famous Footwear, what a day that was

 

AHHHH

 

damn y’all are CHATTY

 

yeah, it was pretty great. I'll see if I can find a pic.

 

My mom did this once but it was Stein Mart

 

I remember that

 

cups

 

great assortment and display

 

The cake we ordered for our rehearsal dinner was funfetti. It was my idea.

 

U his grandma ?

 

Travis Barker? Wait wrong Famous

 

yeah but guys I promised Mikey I wouldn't narc

 

ty cups ur a true friend

 

i'll be there doing this exact same thing.

 

My mom used to hit on men by waving from her truck then racing them down the street in her F-250 blasting "Hot In Herre" by Nelly and slamming on the breaks each time the "uh uh"s happened

 

I actually have really bad social anxiety around strangers and don't pick up the cues if someone's hitting on me. I only know it happened after the fact when Jocelyn told me

 

no way to know for sure

 

Alright bro