The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 337

this was a private conversation.

 

I have too many girlfriends already so, no

 

hell yeah

 

Good

We're also grilling burgers and stuff the Sunday before memorial day if you and @dylan want to come

 

Someone change @thesoftskeleton's username to @slim thicc

@Henry

 

That sounds great. I get off at 3pm that day.

 

ooohhh I’ve got a just another day in DFW story now but I’m too scared to post it on the internet

 

isn't slim thicc an oxymoron, he was a moron regardless

 

What did you do this time

 

Oh my GOD I am so sorry. The fact that he even said anything to begin with, but then to continue talking to you after you say you're in a relationship like GO AWAY

 

do it hick

 

It's okay, he's just an alcoholic

 

Moron

 

coward

 

@dylan can only be there if you have jackfruit quinoa burgers or some sh*t for him to force down

 

Chrystal as well? Cool if not haha.

 

same old same old then

 

I'm the one on the far left end. The obvious youngest one

 

The wooorst thing is being hit on by someone when you're literally with your s/o

 

is this a bon iver song

 

Anyone else gonna be there? I’m not gonna be there if there’s strangers.

I’ll pay for the name change

Post it you dumb hick

 

I think it might be incriminating let me consult my lawyer @Anthony_

 

Burgers aren't vegan Dyl

 

Stop tagging me in this thread and let me speak to my wife I’m ready to fuck

 

You're all clear, let 'er rip