The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 332

true royalty

I don’t know sports all I know is esports

 

if anything apple is leading the charge #AppleADayKeepsThePatriarchyAway

 

Idk that's high praise but did I cry in my room to Come Clean at 15 years old absolutely

Yeah wtf she's gorgeous though! Y'all too young to remember.

 

speaking of:

so this is horrible but this guy from ireland went missing on mount everest yesterday: Professor missing after Everest ascent

anyway my friend's flippant phrasing of what happened when he telling me about it was unintentionally hilarious (to me)



i'm a bad person, i know

 

Dustin has youths. He cannot do as he pleases. Katie has nothing.

 

Hilary Duff was my first crush, AMA

 

either way she's staying there

 

who was your second?

 

you think childless women have no value, wow Matt

 

I’d love to see an a1 poster do stand up comedy and completely bomb when all their material is only funny to other a1 posters

 

do you watch Younger?

 

I’m funny

 

hahahahahhaahahah

 

hey most of my jokes are universal, they're just bad

 

Who was your eighth?

hmmmmmm

 

You're one of the legit funny ones

 

Ah yes, I see that you too are a true man of culture

 

Was it Lizzie McGuire or a Disney Channel Original Movie?

 

I guess Max is a little younger than me but Hillary Duff was relevant when I was, what, 12?

@Max_123 nothing before that??

 

Nobody remembers second place

I have not heard of this until this moment but i'll check it out

 

It was Casper Meets Wendy

 

I was 4 years old telling my mom I was going to marry Britney Spears

 

gonna hit 50k likes today. whoop whoop.