The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 293

Literally the fried taco shell on the chalupa is the best thing there

Also, Taco Bell chicken >>> their beef or steak

 

Nacho cheese chalupa used to be my go to item. Now it's a quesarito (which I can't believe I slept on for so long) and probably a wrappy boi.

 

Is this a sign

 

quesarito's are pretty good but so damn rich haha. I only order that once in awhile.

chicken chalupas with like, 4 "hot" sauce packets each pls. And then the beefy fritos burrito and either a 3-layer nachos or the fiesta potatoes.

 

you gotta wear protection just to browse this thread

 

Baja blast stay undefeated tho

 

TB needs to bring back their Volcano items

 

The rattlesnake burrito is good

 

RT till the end of my days

 

I have free doritos nacho cheese taco for an online order if anybody wants one.

 

I dunno if there’s necessarily a wrong way to Taco Bell. Some ways are just superior to others

 

I would do so many terrible things for this

 

Baja blast is glorious. That or orange/purple soda are basically the only times I get a non-alcoholic drink when I'm trying to eat out. Orange Crush, Welch's Grape Soda, and Baja Blast, that's it.

Otherwise, usually don't want to spend fuckin, $3.25 on a drink that's horrible for me. It's the sodas that REALLY get you fat / give you health problems when you eat a lot of junk food.

I'm not picky about drinks. I never drink enough water because my attention span is too short to keep up with that shit, so If I'm not having alcohol I always order water.

 

actually there is one more drink I will order out. I love tomato juice with breakfast / brunch. I know that's weird but there's legit nothing else that satisfies that craving. (And obviously coffee cause free refills are great when you're dead tired)

 

Where does a soft drink cost $3.25 other than a sporting event or the movies?

 

Randall why did you quote yourself

 

Because I had something to add and people hate how I"m always editing my posts lol

 

EDIT IT COWARD

 

Restaurants!

At fast food places it's cheaper but I'm trying even harder to be cheap when I eat fast food, so water is even more likely hahah

 

Oh I just thought you didn't know how to internet

 

Sometimes when my friends/family ask me what I want I just say “surprise me” and I’m really tempted to say that one day to a Taco Bell worker but I don’t want to make their job harder on them

 

@CarpetElf will LITERALLY not read a single edit I make on this site. He could see the edit when he quotes me and still not respond to any of the edited part because.... well you all know Matt hahaha. LOVES to be petty when he doesn't like something.

 

I guess I've never been to a restaurant where drinks were $3+.

But the point remains, I rarely get drinks when I go out. If I do I'm probably sharing with my wife or had a coupon for it or it was a requirement.

 

I'm having one of those days where I don't feel like a functioning person

 

If I was a tb employee I would love this.

You'd get a burrito with nothing except sour cream, a taco with cinnamon twists instead of ground beef and lettuce and a side of nacho cheese.

 

Anxiety is the wo-o-o-o-o-orst