The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 202

I should start taking vitamins again because Im ashamed to say that I don't eat perfectly 'healthy'.

I know this is a shock to you all.

 

If you can afford a wave pool you can afford a maintenance person

 

also logistically would be a nightmare, plus parts would be difficult to acquire

 

Sometimes i fantasize about being alive after most/all of the general population is wiped out and most of it is just being able to go places like water parks and nobody else is there.

 

Probably but that opens up more room for @CarpetElf to pretend to be a pool boy

 

Just make everyone wear special pants that don't allow fluids to escape.

 

every place will be a water park in 20 years

 

I should invest in innertubes now.

 

i don't have the body or demeanor for it :(

 

Can't wait for my house in elpaso tx to be a beach front property.

 

landlord scum

 

It's vacant and costing me money. Haha.

I must be bad at being scum.

 

I feel like we chose a really bad profession to allow to contain the word "lord"

That sentence was shit but you know what I mean

 

It's fun to imagine apartment dwellers like myself talking in old english like "Doth stove burners refuse to ignite, I shall consort with Lord of Land Rick for maintenance"

 

it was probably literal when it first started

 

We should adapt and destroy it from our lexicon

 

I’m listening to emarosa. I haven’t listened to them in a long while.

 

My current landfolk are this old hippie couple who are super ~~~chill~~~ but the place I'm getting with my gf is owned by a corporate housing conglomerate so that'll be a fun adjustment.

 

I need to see if I can refinance it soon. Our mortgage payment is too high and the amount we have been able to rent it out for doesn't cover it and we lose on maintenance and repairs + the 2 months it's vacant between renters.

 

It's Emarosa, not Emarosahhhh

 

it's not like any other part of the English language makes sense

 

It's kinda amazing that this is the language so many people have to learn as a second language

Like what the fuck did the world do to deserve this, Americans barely learn second languages and are like "Hey everyone else, speak our language that has no consistent rules"

 

Disagree. I think they should all have lord.

Numberslord (accountant)
Throwinglord (pitcher)
Asslord (colon doctor)

 

just move here

The Smallest Town in Each of the 50 States

 

and it should be Mandarin or Hindi based on global population