The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 148

OH FUCK

 

Only the shittiest workers here whine about favoritism

Although I guess I’m close friends (+ whatever you’d call kit kat) with 3 of the managers here so I guess it works in my favor

 

the Lyft is playing GRILLZ by nelly

 

Nah I’ve rescinded my decision. It’s not over, but then again now I don’t really give a fuck so I’m gonna follow up on those dinner plans.

 

CUPS!!

 

Smile for me daddy

 

Take her a latte

 

Call me George foreman

 

I just realized I thought you were talking about your girlfriend for this but yeah thrasher is still trash and she needs better taste

 

She doesn’t drink coffee :’(

 

if your plans on tuesday don't involve something other than hiking it's over.

 

I guess she’s there already but gonna wait for me outside

 

Neither do I haha.

But free lattes are free lattes.

 

Could be

Nah my girlfriend isn’t a hype beast she’s more of an e-girl

 

Now it’s hate it or love by g unit

 

You can’t just keep editing the prophecy based on your failures. That’s what my grandpa did. God, you really are a charlatan

 

Because your c****** are sizzling???

 

you do not get to tell the lorde how my powers work.

 

I’m gonna be there in five minutes

 

damn this prophecy is as good as fulfilled you better turn that driver around and tell destiny you have diarrhea

 

Spoiler alert


He’s going to be saying this later.

 

this is 100x better than anything on netflix rn please live post grant i need this

 

That’s what you’ll be saying tonight

 

I’ll do my best y’all

 

e girl over hype beast any day