The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 102

Thanks, man, means a lot

 

Congratulations, reward yourself a ton (through non-beverage means of course)

 

oh fuck @GrantCloud is a neck deep fan

 

burrito

 

That was the smaller part of my opinion

The bigger part was he wasn’t a scheme fit. Just cause you don’t remember doesn’t mean I don’t know what I said.

 

YES ALSO WHAT IS THIS HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO

 

I’m no lawyer but according to dog law you’re that person’s property then

 

Congratulations! Proud of you, NonFresnoMan

 

I pee sitting down. It’s more comfortable.

 

Jessica Biel on a bed of rice

 

Dante Fowler Jr: Where do we think he pees?

 

Please slow down. I'm driving to little Caesars and can't catch up.

 

White on white sounds tight

 

It definitely is, but sometimes I pee standing up just because I feel like sitting down is overly enabling of me being on my phone all the time

 

on people who cut him off in traffic

 

you're going to get into a car accident

 

Don't chorus and drive dude

 

Weird. Cause you sure loved to say LEO a lot haha

 

talk about screwing the pooch

 

if i had known you were liking my posts while driving i wouldn't have said them.

 

Little Caesars

Im not moving yet. Red light.

Red light. It's ok. I checked.

 

thats a legal binding contract

 

No I remember it he was down on DFJ until the pick actually happened and then he had to talk himself into DFJ (as he does) so we went through a stretch from draft day to the ACL tear where he loved DFJ

 

Also

1) peeing on the seat just kinda happens with dicks. It doesn’t always come out straight. Sometimes it goes in two directions like if you put your finger in front of a running hose. Sometimes it starts out at a high angle so you aim down to avoid hitting the seat and then suddenly the stream changes directions and goes straight and then goes on the other side of the seat.

HOWEVER

If youre a guy and you don’t plan on wiping up after every pee, you’re a sociopath