The A1chemy Index Vol. 5: Dan should not have the ability to change this thread title • Page 101

dylan would be the best person to do the plastic wrap over the toilet bowl prank on

someoone please do this i'll give you $5

 

Wish my bf felt this way every fucking time he pisses on the seat

 

Damn that's like baller status a 2 bedroom apartment here you're lucky to have even 1 bathroom

 

idk how this happens. living with Randall was the only time I've ever not lived with someone who has the seat down 100 percent of the time. it's not hard. i'm so good at it I could HIT A DRAIN WHILE STANDING DIRECTLY ABOVE IT

 

oh i was joking.

 

I just discovered one of my coworkers loves Neck Deep what do I do

 

pee in his shower

 

you ever met Dylan?

 

@dadbolt did I ever tell you about how I went to Dan Rykert’s apartment and he had the most disgusting bathroom ever? There were fingernail clippings everywhere

 

So today, I’ve made it a month without drinking. Technically, Sunday is the official mark but four weeks without a drink, I haven’t done this in years. Oh and I totally ordered that Friday The 13th Blu Ray boxset

 

Quit

 

He lives in Minnesota

 

Not yet

 

What should I get for dinner

 

HERE'S A HYPOTHETICAL

let's say someone pees ALL OVER YOU. do you go shower?

 

he should pee in the shower then.

 

Of COURSE because the whole point of a shower is to wash ME

Not to wash the shower

 

No

 

why ?

You already did.

 

But honestly if someone peed all over me I'd probably just end myself

 

It's so fantastic. When Martin comes in with sad news and is like ....your good uncle charlie died" and Frasier is like ?????

 

Order a Pizza Hut pizza, get tacos from Taco Bell, roll them up into a super food construction, consume

 

proud of you. keep it up

 

yeah i know. i still got an hour left at work and not a whole lot left to say though so here we are.

 

I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the Taco Bell