Th es a 99% Chanel This Is A Music Chat Thread [Archived] • Page 1121

Phew. I did it. I called off. Took like 10 seconds lol

 

Dr. Seuss is a hack and a fraud

 

is that a walrus? what are they doing on land?

 

what excuse did you wind up giving? the me ate my homework?

 

this is a family site

 

Haha. Thankfully, as a manager, I don’t have to give much of one. I just said, “hey I feel like trash. I’m not coming in.”

Honestly though my shift today is worthless so I’m not really fucking anyone over. Also, I knew who I’d have to call today so the other day when we worked together I happened to “have a cough” and she took notice. Ya know..to plant the seed.

not a sex thing

 

I feel like even @ComedownMachine who is the master of the craft, pun unintended, would need more time than that

 

Some dude just gave me $10 to use my phone. I told him he could just use it but he insisted. After he couldn’t get ahold of who he was trying to reach I said he could have his money back. He goes, “it’s all good man, I work in real estate. Just made like 600k.”
















$10?

 

I’m pretty sure 10 seconds is physically impossible but hey let’s play soggy waffle and see

 

The excuse I'd give.

 

Sounds like the start of a very bad framed for a crime you didn’t commit movie.

 

It was actually yesterday. I'm really bad at this.

 

Did the guy in question have one arm!?

 

Why did you quote me twice

 

This is America, i can do what i want.

 

If you see Liam Neeson start running.

 

why didn't he have a phone?

 

He left it in his wife’s car

 

Running won’t help. If Liam Neeson wants to find you...he will find you.

 

Well, you know what they say...

 

@Larry David ??

 

So I’m just going to die one day and spend eternity up in the clouds with every other person who has ever died?

 

wat

 

I hope not, having to spend an eternity with this brain sounds like torture

 

Imagine it.....getting to spend forever with blakebeats