sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 343

ya my roommates girlfriend is showering and im at critical mass, pacing in circles

 

go poop outside in the alley

 

like a real ogre

 

I wouldn’t make it down the stairs

 

Or on the carpet

 

go poop in the hallway.

only a 25% chance of someone seeing you do so

 

Think about s**, I’ve heard that works. Not joking

 

being sick sucks

 

i pooped under a tree in front of a house by a church one time

 

Maybe she wouldn't mind.

 

never change Colby

 

sounds like Cam needs to start stocking Depends

 

do you live near a starbucks? bring $2, order tall black coffee,take shit etc etc

 

Oops I Crapped My Pants!

of of the best SNL sketches of all time, up there with robot insurance and clear gravy

 

i made it, but the shame of accepting a worse fate still pains me

 

we're used to it

 

Hey, we all go!

Glad you made it safely!

 

I just made the worst Grilled cheese

 

did you forget the butter?

 

I BET HE FORGOT THE







cauliflower

 

how do you make a bad grilled cheese though

 

Used butter in the pan but it just burned it. Granted I made a double decker one and should've used the George Foreman but didn't feel like having to clean it.

I still are it and liked it, it was just very burnt

 

not the worst thing you've ever eaten

 

i've gone down a my 600 lb life rabbit hole on youtube and i just want to buy all of these people gastric bypass and skin tucks, so awful

 

my day has been terrible but this legitimately made me laugh out loud, thank you. More dog shenanigans pls