sA1nts & sA1lors [Archived] • Page 1380

one of our cats loves blue cheese

she has good taste

 

Don't worry, I didn't post anything funny ;)

 

did you mean: my academic career?

I would like to be a cat so I would never have to work for love or adoration again. dog also works, but I think people really go nuts for cats

 

good, plagiarism is bad John

 

Wat

 

I have a major dad bod atm and I’d like a daddy bod by the time I have to go to this wedding in June but that is looking less and less likely

 

I hate explaining jokes but know that one was a scorcher

 

yeah I hear it takes 9 months to achieve dad bod, sorry dude :/

I hope Ian likes this

 

Y I K E S

But seriously like, I just feel bloated all the god damn time, it’s terrible. Easily in the worst shape I’ve ever been in.

 

Do kegels at work.

 

Shut the fuck up, Sanch

 

Yeah I know the cause, IAN!!! I can’t help myself, that’s the problem. Zero self control

 

This you or Dylan?

 

I have poor self control as well. Went to Outback tonight to take advantage of Wallaback Wednesday, good deal two dinners a margarita and an appetizer for like 30 bucks

 

K.

 

The joke is that you’re not funny cause you’re not

 

Pics or it didn't happen

 

I don't follow

 

You say things that aren’t funny. Were you to say something that was funny, there is no possibility it would be an original thought, thus, plagiarism.

 

Come again

 

ngl, the deliberate obtuseness is actually getting several laughs out of me, you win this one John

 

Yes daddy

Emmanuel!!!

 

Am I a triangle too?

 

If so, I prefer acute or equilateral