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Chase tattooed SpongeBob's house on himself?!

 

@ChaseTx

 

Ah hell yeah. Rolling in it

 

Welp putting in my notice at work today. My sister offered me a job at the coffee shop she manages so I'm taking it. It's gonna be a big pay cut but I'll actually have time to do shit outside of work so that'll be cool.

 

you're a chef right? I could never work those hours
are you gonna do like pastries at the coffee shop?

 

Do you watch Psych?

 

No I never have

 

Well if you like pineapple, you're in for a treat. Also: Dulé Hill is the best tv sidekick ever.

 

who lives in a pineapple under the knee

 

I'll be training to be a manager at a new location they are opening in the fall. So I'll be in charge of everything, pastries, the small food menu they do, and coffee/drink specials.

 

I wanna tell y'all something really gross and inappropriate but I'm resisting so you're welcome.

 

Shooting you a FB message now

 

Hell yeah

Absolutely

 

Chase is going through a rough patch and the tattoo was cheap so don't expect me to buy everyone tattoos

My intentions were at least partially pure

 

The gesture is super appreciated

Plus you said it so I had to do it

 

Don’t worry chase I promise I won’t tell Ian that the pineapple is actually a removable tattoo from a coin operated dispenser.

 

Wait this isn’t our private text conversation.

 

Siri delet this

 

I can tell the difference between a real one and a temporary one I'm not an idiot just because I have dumb ideas

 

yeah you're smart dylan is the idiot

 

@dylan what is your tattoo?

 

None of my business, I know

 

Correct

 

Hey fuck you