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no! you're the birthday boy!

 

I thought you were the person that loved her! Maybe it was Cam.

 

Cam does love Chelsea Lately

 

no you're supposed to get at least an appetizer plate and an entree plate plus dessert or else you're wasting the concept of a buffet and not getting your money's worth

 

the only dessert I need at a Chinese buffet

 

@Shrek how hard did you take it when Chelsea's dog passed?

 

Okay good wanted to make sure I was doing it right so that I didn't get a lecture for proper Buffet etiquette.

Then again I some PROPER buffet etiquette according to Dylan is to not eat at Buffets, so I think I've already lost

 

Oh and wanna know what the little one ate?


I got him 2 plates full of a bunch of random items I know he likes, what he actually ended up eating was 1 piece of Garlic Toast and some Jello. All while constantly getting our confirmation that he could stand on the booth seat and sing and dance to No More Monkeys Jumping On The Bed

 

wtf

 

"You know they had a big Black Mass devil worship this week. But I skipped it because I believe you can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as in some stuffy old Satanic Church."

- Norm MacDonald

 

that's awesome

 

"Workers at a Harvard University library have discovered a book that's bound with human skin.

They were able to determine the part of the body that the skin came from after it was grabbed by a sexy librarian and immediately expanded to 3 times its size."

- Norm MacDonald

 

Should I keep posting these?

 

the necronomicon is real

 

please stop


jk



I like them

 

Ftfy

 

Yeah, but I don't think the thing with the sexy librarian actually happened.

 

"I need to have glasses to see my family. Specifically, two glasses... of scotch!"
- Norm MacDonald

 

It is?

 

"A group of crows is called a murder, a group of unicorns is called a blessing and a group of cows is called my in-laws!"

- Norm MacDonald

 

It seems unfair that humans get longer lifespans

Edit : forgot you hate dogs

 

This

 

Woke up feeling hungover even though I didn’t drink yesterday. Guess I’m just very tired.

 

Yes

 

You still getting like 3 hours a night