(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 97

yup, chopping yews for days

 

WHOA

CENSORS PLEASE

 

The amount of time I've spent lighting rows of fires

 

well, duh

 

The last time I had sex was almost a month ago :(

 

I should print a t-shirt that says "this dick kills gorillas" with an arrow pointing down, as a mash-up of "the man, the legend" shirts and Woody Guthrie's guitar

 

The girl I'm talking to just sent me the tongue and water drop emojis I'm not ready

 

The last time i had sex was a coupla days after the NBA finals

Oh wait, actually, i did have that cheesesteak earlier...

 

What if she wants me to choke her or something that puts a lot of god damn pressure on me, pressure that I'm sure she'd rather have on her throat

 

It's been so long since I've had any emotional, physical, and sexual attention that reading this got me all hot and bothered. I am a sad little man

 

believe in yourself

 

It's a terrifying proposition.

 

What does that mean? She wants to go down on your, or you down on her?

 

I'll try the last time a girl asked me to do that she said I hurt her like yeah choking hurts I thought we both agreed on that

 

I'm going to presume on me. I just asked her if she wanted to get something to eat and she said "you already know what I'll be eating" with those emojis like wtf does that even mean you don't eat dick that wouldn't be pleasant for either party

 

Maybe I'll just cancel and stay home and play W**** of W******* naked or something

 

World of Warcraft
Edit: okay just checking

 

Either way is fine, really.

 

If she brings out a pencil, stop, and play W**** of W******* instead.

 

Ya either way is great tbh, both as giver and receiver but I'm a different story since I'm bi

 

Why is it a different story?

 

This seems pretty tame tbh. If she starts sending battery and hammer emojis then you should stating feeling concerned.

 

Just give it a lil squeeze. It's fun

 

why is pineapple the word society collectively landed on as the "stop" word? Could've chosen something cooler guys. Like shadowhawk or vitriol.

 

I was implying that I'll give and receive with guys and girls and most people don't, that's all