(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 899

dog Jimmy Page is a legend too, doesn't mean he didn't steal half his hit songs from other artists smdh

 

fuck you

 

My ex Uber driver’s GF fu**** Jimmy Page.

 

so everything is still going wonderfully but she is literally the most wholesome nice person on earth and if it weren't for her sister being a total vulgar heathen like me i'd get worried that i'm going to repulse her down the road... and still kinda am worried about it haha

 

Maybe she just hasn’t showed you her dark side

 

I mean I'm pure and you don't repulse me know

 

gonna need some more deets if u got em buddy

 

also did serotonin have a falling out with an uber driver?? he may have buried the lede

 

They got mad because Jacob never has a destination

 

"Where are you going today, sir?"

Mr. S: "To the top of the world. Now hit it, cabbie!"

[driver mugs to camera and shakes head in disapproval]

 

"Just drive, man. I'm always where I need to be"

 

Haha I think I posted the story before. Long story short, this guy was takin' guitar lessons in Chicago when he was young. After a coupla years he got good enough to get a job in a studio and was paid $20 an hour to give lessons to people. He was late AF one day and when he got there, Jimmy Page happened to be in studio that day. They jammed, hungout for a bit, and then Page was like "You wanna do some drugs?" And Uber guy was like "Sure". And Page was like "You got a place to do them?" And then they went back to Uber guys place. Did some angeldust together. Uber drivers girlfriend got home from the grocery store while they were doin' Angeldust. She sees Page and just runs and jumps in his arms and is just freakin' out. They all hang out for a bit until one point when Page gives Uber driver a full pack of cigs and suggests he smoke them outside because he's gonna **** his gf if that's cool. He weirdly says it's fine and goes and chain smokes an entire pack of cigarettes while his GF is rockin' Page's jimmy. Anyway, he left shortly after. Uber driver eventually broke up with that girl but still got VIP access to shows and stuff every time Page was in town.

Fuck, that wasn't short at all

 

i cannot believe this. yet, i believe this.

 

I left a comment next to his 5 star rating that said "This guy is either a fantastic liar, or his GF f***** Jimmy Page. Either way, the man can spin a yarn".

 

this is the only way i know how to respond

 

That guy f****.

 

work song of the day

 

I kept the bio @dylan wrote for me for like a week. Changed it yesterday and got a match immediately.

 

Hahahaha. Dumb ass Dulam. Good work, Mike. I'm gonna change mine too

 

I really don't wanna hear about dylans fuckin PP presentation anymore

 

yeah everyone be less self-indulgent like the guy with 40 self-made nicknames

 

I'm great. Can't help it. It's natural.

 

same

 

but also i hate myself