(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 895

Both of these are false

 

it was bad and not funny

 

That's just incredibly rude.

 

yeah it was mean of him to imply that you're a liar

I've got your back mike

 

Who are you?

 

Sorry for encroaching on @CobraKidJon territory but this was playing at the supermarket

 

I know many woman browse tinder saying " I hope this guy doesn't murder me"
If I saw Dylan's PowerPoint I'd be convinced yeah he's a serial killer


Technically speaking though well done

 

wow I'm sad this doesn't play at my work

 

I would never murder anyone because too many germs. Cmon Ian you know me better than that

 

I know,I'm trying to put myself in someone else's shoes it's called empathy Dylan

 

i could see dylan using poison to bypass the germs anyway don't let him off the hook just yet

 

should probably write "germaphobe (will not murder you!)" on the slideshow then

 

someone please shop dyl's face onto patrick bateman

 

you're the one who was going to stay at his house

I am constantly so close to going way too far with Dylan

 

this is rude, Dylan hates capitalism

 

what's that?

 

Oh ok

 

happy birthday @dadbolt

 

something people who aren't serial killers have

 

What are you trying to say?

 

that personally speaking I have murdered zero people and I am single

 

this is falsified

 

well personally speaking I am also single and have murdered...uh....i am also single

 

Prove without a reasonable doubt that it is falsified.

 

work song of the day