(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 87

I'm opposed to giving and receiving this act.

And I never said anything about covering my buttthole in stickers

 

Or pink eye possibly

 

Add another to a list of why shower sex is A-OK.

 

This is TMI but I won't have period sex unless it's in the shower. It's messy.

 

Hahaha, I was thinkin' the same thing. DO NOT SAY THAT.

 

aright today's the day

"mom, dad, im getting laid in a week from today"

"mom, dad, please let me get laid in one week from today"

"listen mom and dad i havent gotten laid in 4 years, allow this to happen one week from today"

"parents, sex is in my future. i can see it. one week from today"


i think i need a better lead

 

Even your ass tastes better than this awful breakfast. You really need to learn how to cook.

 

Why not just let them know a girl is coming to visit? Shouldn't the rest be implied?

 

4 year?! They'll understand.

 

this is why i need a better lead

 

It's been so long since I've been in that situation, my wife was on some sort of BC that she didn't have any. And we've been together for 4+ years now.

 

Mom and dad please allow my friend to stay over. For banging purposes.

 

I think IUD's do that. I had looked into it but even with my insurance it was too expensive for me.

 

Well I picked the right time to jump into this thread

 

Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh

 

Sounds about right - she had it for years. Fortunately it only took 4 months to get pregnant after she took it out.

 

im debating presenting in a way thats like, "this girl is coming to visit. she already has plane tickets. so you cant say no"

 

You're 23, I'm surprised they still care at all about stuff like that.

 

see thats the thing is they probably dont since im 23 so im probably like way too in my own head about this whole thing

 

I'm 29 and I'd be in the same predicament lol

 

Haha, I think you are. It'll prolly be fine.

 

I wouldn't of even asked.

 

I'm also thinking of this route

 

it's always going to be weird, for me at least, to acknowledge sex in any way to my parents

 

one of the funniest experiences of my life was my dad texting me basically the night before i moved to college to yell at me for finding a used condom in my garbage, and i was like "maybe don't go looking through garbage then"