(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 865

Tbh valentines day this year is gonna be lowkey, had too many events before this that I'm essentially broke af

 

Steaaakkkkkk.

 

I'm imagining you yelling this at work

 

I am.

 

Happy Valenstein's day

 

Today I was supposed to spend this glorious holiday hanging with friends and doing a hot fudge sundae bar and getting takeout from a bunch of different places but then I had to buy new tires so idk what concessions will be made.

 

Dammmnnnn. Tires don't taste nearly as good

 

I got blasted with a £350 electricity bill yesterday, so I feel your pain @Kiana . I say, bust out the credit card and eat everything.

 

I love y'all like a love song baby regardless of relationship status

 

Yo fuck social media today

 

I just bought new shoes, paid off my car payment and car registration.

I'm about to go buy my own ingredients for pizza.

can't be paying $14 for a heart shaped pizza when making my own costs like $7.

 

Soooooooooo0o0o0o0o00o the cute girl I thought I may see when I move new offices but wasn't sure if I see has on office next to me she will be in a few days a week. We just talked for like a half hour and I am giddy as fuck. FUCKLKKKKKKKKKKKKK

 

Damn dude, so giddy you can barely type!

 

Hahahah exactly!! 1

 

This girl is like as close to Zooey Deschanel look I have ever seen in person. Ugh.

 

An eventful 2 hours

 

hahahahaha

 

things are very nice rn. we will prob be doing drinks in the next few weeks when stuff settles down, and it would be with some of her girlfriends which is big because a big part of why things sucked last time was she kinda kept everything separate, so i never met her family and friends for the most part. i wish i could see her today but i understand how anxious this has her and she's doing a graveyard shift, i'll take the flirting being kicked to 11. really nice that she is the one trying to put plans on the calendar.

 

single people unite in a collective disdain for today

 

how do you of all people not celebrate a self-proclaimed dylantine's day

 

i hate all holidays

 

you hate Bear's birthday?

 

The idea of celebrating dog birthdays might actually kill Dylan

 

Hi old Dylan

 

Bar I’m at for work is playing skinny love so there’s that.