(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 86

Someone's asking if people eat ass and all I can think of is the number of times poop has been mentioned in this thread.

 

i was once in a room of about thirteen people and when polled, it turned out that me and one other dude were the only ones who hadnt eaten ass. i was kind of surprised, honestly.

 

It's like having one of those bidet toilets.

 

i mean you've never 69ed a girl and felt like off-roading a lil?

 

69ing is kind of rarely in the cards for me. i'm 6'4" and every girl i've ever been with has been at least a foot shorter than me, barring my current girlfriend.

 

Kinda reminds me how I never consider the logistics of sexual stuff until in the heat of the moment. Shower sex, for example.

 

never eaten ass

 

I don't even remember her username

 

I didn't know people did that in real life O_O

 

It was probably stillkrazy

 

raises hands

 

I'm surprised I haven't scared any girls away with the weird shit I've said during my sleep

One time I said "Taco Bell, more like Taco hell" and flailed and hit this girl in the face and she woke me up like, "WHAT THE FUCK".

Recently I yelled out "WHY WOULD YOU YELL IN A PUBLIC MALL!?"

Another time I said "There's not enough room in the gateway. Save some for the cigarillo girls"

I have no idea what that means, but it sounds gangster as fuck.

 

That should be the first thing you tell her.

 

In one drunken state I ate ass. I like to bring it up every day and my wife likes to pretend it didn't happen lol good morning fam

 

"babe pass the toast"

"remember when i ate your ass"

 

i have never eaten the ass but i am not opposed to such an act

 

My favorite go to is
"What do you want for dinner?"

"That ass again"

"You're going hungry"

 

I've been asked a few times to eat ass and I'm just not that adventurous.

 

I wouldn't ever ask or expect it to be done to me, ever. I don't blame you.

 

I don't think I'd want it done to me...

 

I am vehemently opposed

 

Do not want it done to me ever I would definitely leave, after I finished

 

A girl recently tried to slip a finger in there. That was a bit of a shock.

 

Opposed to getting ur ass ate but u treat ur butthole like a trapper keeper? Smh

(Jk I'm opposed to)

 

I'd be too worried I'd get e coli , I understand that's probably not how it works