(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 849

rookie mistake oldjersey and right after we discussed dating right before vday

 

I did ask and she was down for it right away. She just has plans this weekend so next week. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

wat!

 

this is gonna be you in two weeks if things go well next week

 

Whatchu gonna do?

 

Hahah. I think I spent like $400 in 2 days last weekend for the same reason

 

1000% true the story of my life

 

Haha dude what the FUCK are you talking about

Theres this place called the Silverball museum by me. Lots of pinball and arcade games you play for a flat hourly rate. I think it's good for a first date, theres lots of stuff to do haha.

 

That sounds awesome, actually. Good idea.

 

Yeah either that or a Science museum by us.

 

Also, gym girl is still playin my play list and told me she really digs Ryan Adams. Ugh. She is killin me.

 

valentines day motherf**ker.... you're not gonna have a dime to your name after charming this girl, ms. brazil, and gym girl on Feb 14

 

throw it on there

 

Hahahaha.


I have no strings attached to ANY of them. Like NONE. I won't even feel guilty. Fuck Valentines day.

Yeah I said it.

 

Yeahhh!!! Fuck, Valentines Day.

 

Just received an email from my ex-wife's divorce lawyer laying out all the financials. I take issue with some of their wording, which makes it sound like I fled the country and am now rolling in dollars, so yeah my days off to a great start

 

worth it



if I were dating Sloane, I would take her to the Chicago Art Institute, but that's just me

 

It's the worst man. We went back and forth a few times, but just this week we finally finalized it. Such a huge relief.

 

I think she's actually even better looking than Sloane, and that's really sayin' somethin'. But yeah, it was 100% worth it, hahah we had a great time. Now I just need to get her on that 3eb grind.

 

It might not even matter as we'd already agreed how much she'd pay for for the house, but I feel if the judge saw this, it would read like I left her high and dry money wise.

I just wish it to be done so I can take my settlement (which is well under what I would have gotten had we sold the house) and be done with the whole thing. The end is in sight

 

oh god, what if she's not open to the blind? is that entering deal-breaker zone?

 

She really liked Motorcycle Drive-by when I showed her. That's when I knew I had to marry her.

 

damn, y'all are gonna end up getting married down at the dalva bar or something

 

Oh you do you do you do you do oh you do you do you do

 

have you guys done it by the window sill yet?