(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 769

and I say marry her, Dan

if only for my sick amusement

 

Dan there's only a minimal chance of you getting involved in like human trafficking and hell maybe that's part of the fun

 

oh, won't you do it, Dan?

won't you?

it will be ever so much fun

before your prison stint, at least

 

So apparently while I was drunk last night I was doing a whole bunch of Tindering. I have a date on Thursday and Friday this week.

What the hell is happening?

 

It's only fitting the game of love comes on at my work while I walk the girl to her car.

 

"What you doin time for?"

"I married somebody."

 

I want to ask this girl out on OKC or try and hit up this other girl who I’ve been meaning to hang out with but.... it’s so fucking cold.

 

Move to Texas then bro

 

It's 24 degrees in Texas where I live which is the same as..... *searches for random example* New Jersey at the moment!

 

He's right you know

 

Honestly we've been on such a cold streak in Texas that I've abandoned the "Cold" bit because I can't keep up

 

24 degrees. I would kill for that right now.

 

8 degrees here right now, wind chill of -6. Tomorrow's high is 7, Friday's high is 8, Saturday's is 10. Then we get back (hopefully) into the 30's.

 

Yeah but we live in the south for the sole purpose of avoiding anything below 40

 

You do bits?

Wow sounds fun.

 

Oh, I know. Wasn't meant to be temperature-shaming you folks. Just lamenting that the weather fucking sucks.

 

It's not I don't recommend it

 

I'm very very sorry, it's my natural tendency to react as if those from the midwest are temperature shaming because that's what I'm used to from Minnesota/Wisconsin hahaha

 

Awww okay seems like a lot of investment anyway.

 

Haha, I'm sure I've done it like hundreds of times but i'm conscious of it because cold is a relative term, y'know. So I try to not do it.

 

It happens for sure haha I’m the same way with heat so I get it

 

you might as well be walking on the sun

 

Anything above 70 is an affront to the gods

 

I used to be able to tolerate most "extreme" temperatures ~(20 - 120) from living in AZ without much of a problem. I was also a kid so that helped. living in Santa Barbara kind of ruined me though. I can't think of a place with better weather than SB year round.

 

I can deal with like 75-90. Any lower or higher and I whine. I whine a lot.